4 Methods For Distracting Pentalteam By: Nathaniel Q. Kurtzberg
Method 1: Dress like a cheerleader (With a skirt) and constantly bend over
Nathaniel: Whoops. Dropped my pom-pom. *bends over to pick it up*
Penalteam Clones: *Bump into each other as they’re running because they’re completely transfixed*
Fennec: … *Steals the ball and runs toward the goal* Thatwas easy.
Method 2: Make ‘Em Jealous
Nathaniel: *Flirting with one of the Penalteam clones and feeling up his muscles* You played so well out there~
Penalteam Clone 2: HEY! What do you think you’re doing with my boyfriend?!
Penalteam Clone 1: Your boyfriend? I don’t see your name on him!
Penalteam: *Angry jock yelling*
Hamlet: *Steals the ball* Yay! I’m athletic!
Method 3: Pretend To Be Injured
Nathaniel: … *Randomly passes out*
Penalteam Clones: NATH! *They all rush to his side* Are you okay?/Get him some water!/I’ll carry him to the hospital!/No! I will!/Over my dead body!
Lemon Bee: *Kicking multiple goals* This feels unfair, but I can’t stop.
Method 4: Simply Ask For The Akuma
Nathaniel: Marc, sweetie, could I have your Akuma?
Penalty: Sure, babe. *Snaps his belt chain in half*
Shadow Moth: … WHAT THE FUCK?!